Thursday, August 26, 2004
Re: Yourluckynumbers.com e-mail
Yourluckynumbers.com e-mail
Hey FELLOWS,
I have begun to respond to the initial offer from the fraudulent company, please advise.
Is this good? EBAY WILL PAY TO PROVIDE ALL INFORMATION THAT IS REQUESTED BY IT's SHAREHOLDERS. I will begin negotiations with them on SEP1 unless responsibility has been licensed by another fellow.
YOU HAVE BEEN FULLY INDOCTRINATED IN MY FIRST LAW as provided by my Current Inter nation Ally governing entity. INWO NOW, YOURE NEXT CHINA. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTRA buttons <USERNAME:YAHWEH>.
SOME PEOPLE SAY BRITAIN BECAME FREE WHEN WE LIBERATED THEM IN WW2, WHERE DID THERE CURRENT RESOURCES COME FROM? ELIMINATE DEBT NOW!!!! NO MORE LOTTERies, I ALREADY READ THAT ONE, you'll have to burn them all before my hunger is quenched.
Whose laws do you follow? ARE YOU A MEMBER? DO NOT CHANGE YOUR EMAIL WITHOUT NOTIFYING MY PARTY FIRST. THEY TRACK YOUR EMAIL REGARDLESS OF WHETHER YOU LOOK AT IT.
THEY MAY RESPOND TO ALL 4 SHAREHOLDERS LISTED HERE IF YOU HAVE A FINAL AND BEST OFFER. RESPONSES TO ONLY ONE WILL BE IGNORED.
MY NEGOTIATION WITH YOU FOLLOWS:
YOU MAY MAIL PREPAYMENTS TO:
<ENTER A NAME>
POBOX 5508
NNVA 23605-1138
IGNORE ANY REQUESTS THAT DONT FOLLOW INTERNATIONAL OR LOCAL LAW.
<BEGIN NEGOTIATION>
"A. I have been advised that you don't represent the best interests of your company, due to your refusal to accept my modest initial offering of $200. DONT BEGIN TO THINK I WILL BE SATIATED. PERIOD. BURN THEM ALL. I DID MINE, IT'S YOUR TIME NOW JEW LOVER. GO BACK TO SCHOOL BEFORE ITS TOO LATE, FREE LIBRARIES NOW, for ALL UNSUPERVISED CITIZENS.
B. This is a formal request to negotiate directly with your CEO and/or PRESIDENT.
C. I will send you all the proof you need, name one unfounded accusation and I will provide a minimum on one proof.
If negotiations continue to be drawn out by your fraudulant company, I will need additional compensation to cover additional legal fees due to your negligence.
D. We have copies of ALL YOUR WEBSITES' CLAIMS with dates to support ALL of MY CLAIMS. Any alteration of your website to correct the violations will be construed as an admission of guilt.
E. Please correct your willful fraud and negligence to prevent further legal action and potential class action status on behalf of all our clients.
Respond ASAP,
Reason and Accountability,
-JHVA
-JHVA
Privacy is Paramount, and I will only use this information defensively and respectfully.
This document is void if not presented in it's entirety.
This document is void if not presented in it's entirety.
<end NEGOTIATION ATTEMPT ONE>
My grandfather did some time with a brother by the name of Snider MAN back in the day, does he remember a Mr. (What is our grandfather's name again, I thought it was Joel White Man, wasn't it? WE ALWAYS HAVE 3 NAMES DONT WE, WHY NOT 4 or 5, or even ONE VOICE?)"
----- Original Message -----
From: Brad Sniderman
Sent: Wednesday, August 25, 2004 7:08 PM
Subject: Yourluckynumbers.com e-mail
Mr. Newman,
Hello. My name is Bradley Snider MAN. I am the attorney for Yourluckynumbers.com. I recently received the email you sent to them. In that email (included below), you make some serious accusations. At this point, I am requesting that you send me the proof you have to back up your comments, since at the moment they are unfounded (as I am sure you are aware, since you failed to present any proof with your statements). I will honestly review what you send me and get back to you. If it turns out that there are issues, they will be addressed.
Please address all future correspondences to me.
If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me.
Very Truly Yours,
Brad Snider MAN
¶ 9:05 AMA. My lawyer has spent time and effort helping me realize that your business practice is fraudulent.
B. Please be advised that you will be under serious national and international criminal investigation if you don't respond.
C. With legal aid, I conducted a thorough investigation of your business practices.
D. I spent $350 of my time and money due to your fraudulent advertising on the main page and other pages of your website.
E. Deadline for first negotiation or counter offer is 3 business days from the time this email is confirmed as received.
F. Failure to negotiate will be deemed as willful negligence on your part.
G. This is part of our user agreement inconspicuously posted at the bottom of your T&C contradicting the implied written agreement
flagrantly posted throughout your website -
"Disclaimer. While we hope to help, yourluckynumbers.com is only a service that is designed to help you win lotteries. We can make
no guarantee that you will win any money from any lotto played using the numbers given to you by yourluckynumbers.com.Yourluckynumbers.com is not affiliated with any state or international lotteries. Playing any lottery is a risk (you may lose money)
and you assume all responsibility for your lottery play."
Your software does not perform what it is stated to perform numerous times throughout your website.
If you would like to verify this by an independent organization in conjunction with my investigation, this can be done for a nominal
cost.
H. If you don't agree that an advertising violation has occurred, please give us valid reason why and a physical address that we may
contact your lawyer's office at if need be.
I. If you respond with a proposal that meets all of our prior negotiation standards (currently $200 in accordance with T&C), it will
not be interpreted as agreement with any of the charges mentioned above. I am willing to provide the results of my investigation if
that is a stipulation of an agreed upon resolution. Deadline for execution of agreed negotiation is 10 business days from the time
this email is confirmed as received, or otherwise agreed upon.
J. This is not a joke, parody, or otherwise dishonest email.
K. This agreement is subject to Virginia law and/or mediation and any applicable Federal regulations. I am not a licensed lawyer or
other official not explicitly stated in this document.
L. In the event that you fail to comply with this notice in some form, no prior notice will be given before our 2nd and/ or final
mediation attempts.
M. This document is void if altered in any way from the original.
With Reason and Accountability,
-P NeU Man<POWER WORD MASS MAIL>SEND THIS EMAIL TO ALL CONTACTS IN YOUR ADDRESS BOOK IMMEDIATELY IN ACCORDANCE WITH AL GORES ARPANET OR BE EXCOMMUNICATED FROM OUR REGISTRY UPON CONVICTIONREELECTAL GORE NOWNGrimmm@Hotmail.com
P.S. Your T&C is a waste of space, not to offend the author, but to inform the user. Get a better lawyer, for the customer's sake. YOU HAVE BEEN FULLY INFORMED. PERIOD MR SNIDERMAN. WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
